Goldilocks

Goldilocks wis a burgling rascal. Still, she had a good taste and feel for prudence.
Come, let’s let doon oor hair.
And contemplate auld Goldilocks in the bear lair.
Let’s be just right – just oorselves!
This article shall analyse the famed tale o’ Goldilocks with the lens of the Haggis-Muse philosophical method.
First, we’ll look at Goldilocks. Second, the three Bears. Third, Goldilocks’s trespassing burglary in bear-paradise. Fourthly, the Confrontation.
Come and hae a laugh.